A woman who is married to a gay man in a time or place when it is unsafe for him to come out/date a man. The woman is typically attracted to the man but understands that they cannot be intimate.
Also used by high school girls when they find out someone is gay.
Also used by high school girls when they find out someone is gay.
"Brian and I have been married for 5 years now, his father is religious and would cast him out if he knew I was his mock wife"
"OMG BRIAN! YOU'RE GAY?! CAN I BE YOUR MOCK WIFE?!"
"OMG BRIAN! YOU'RE GAY?! CAN I BE YOUR MOCK WIFE?!"
by lamblint December 13, 2017
by TheGentlemanBroker December 19, 2016
Pronounced Bate-the-wife. Irish slang for Bulmers cider. The name refers to the Irish urban legend that lads would go to the pub, get lashed off Bulmers and go home and kick the shit out of their wives. This was a severe image problem for bulmers in it’s infancy
by BigJson June 25, 2018
The railroad wife is a lot like a dependapotamus but instead of being associated with the military, this woman will marry a railroader for the great benefits and the money, she will then get knocked up by them right away to try and secure a chunk of his pay and retirement. She will then take him to court for a ridiculous amount of money usually $1000 a kid and say how bad of a father he is.
Did you see all the railroad wife’s get together the other day, almost mistaken them for dependapotamus.
by Terldone January 30, 2020
When your doing your girl missionary and you pull out and cum all over her chest and stomach, throw a towel on her and let it dry. She stands up and has a cum glued apron on her.
by pvtyoung740 June 08, 2020
hit wife happens when you hit ur wife and wife gets the yes
when the wife is sus :flushed: :flushed: :flushed:
when the wife is sus :flushed: :flushed: :flushed:
person 1: GUYS , I HIT MY WIFE AND THE BRUISE LOOKS LIKE AMONG US CREWMATE
person 2: Why would you hit your wife
hit wife hhhh
person 2: Why would you hit your wife
hit wife hhhh
by r3trosn3k February 13, 2022
The person you chose to ignore the government advice and spend time with because you know you both where following the rules and had too much to lose by not spending time together.
by Coleman864 June 01, 2020