walking ticket

You one of them ones.

Jacob: Bryce so hard at football he really a walking ticket.

by geezlouweeze February 20, 2024

Woofer tickets

Tickets to the latest concert.

Kendrick Lamar is coming to town for a concert. Did you get his "woofer tickets"?

by Greg "Gmoney" Gonzalez May 6, 2025

NNN Ticket

Someone who nuts during NNN, who may not be made fun of, because they have a NNN Ticket. The NNN Ticket is one free nut pass, usually gained by succeeding in the previous years NNN.

"Jerry failed NNN!!"

"But he passed last year so he has a NNN Ticket!"
"Oh yeah!"

by Forallmen November 3, 2023

parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

Tin Tickets

The Foil used to Smoke Heroin/Fentinyl

Holy, he smoked like 5 tin tickets and still hasn't passed out.

by JOEYJOEY1989 August 23, 2022

Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.

Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 22, 2023

Ticket or Flip it

Any assistance where a ticket process is involved for assistance, but individuals circumvent the setup in place cause they think they are special.

With so many people trying to avoid standard practices, I ask them up front.. Ticket or Flip it....

by js2525 August 28, 2013