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When both single people have no intentions of taking things further but like the attention. A pluralized state of “breadcrumbing”.
“She’s breadcrumbing you bro. She never has anything to say other than “hello” and can’t make a date without bailing...”

“...nope. It’s all crumbs! She thinks I’m on the hook, but It’s a toaster pan. We’re both dropping leftover crumbs. I’m just in it for the pussy and she likes the attention
by Wordsmyth87 June 6, 2021
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Drive-by Toaster Strudel

Driving past a pedestrian and ejaculating on them from inside your car. Usually as a form of revenge.
"Yo I just gave that bitch Karen a drive-by toaster strudel!"
by Loaft June 9, 2018
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Toaster Mage

Lazy communist person who loves pies and is suicidal to those who know him very well. He loves hacking random games and getting D-'s on report card thing. He does not have a Toaster either...o.o
Toaster Mage: My friend thinks you should draw another one.

Toaster Mage: in communist red

Toaster Mage: o.o
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Toaster

an incubator providing a controlled environment for the care and protection of premature or unusually small babies.
“Hey, congratulations, I heard your baby got out of the toaster yesterday
by Namedtoby March 10, 2020
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Toaster

An object, while plugged in, is perfect for the safety of a child, while it is in the bathtub.
Baby *crying*

Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in

Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*
by fedora_the_explorer May 8, 2021
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Toaster

Someone who holds their phone on speaker phone like a piece of toast
"Sasha is such a toaster#
by SazH June 10, 2023
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