Maryland Matt

Getting the crabs you gave someone else after previously being cured.

After another examination, the doctor told the nurse, "looks like we have another Maryland Matt case."

Matt Rosendale definitely earned the nickname Maryland Matt

by Marylandmatt September 28, 2018

Matt Lynch

A kid who usually is present in physics class and makes the teacher very mad. Good at asking random questions.

Did you hear the Matt Lynch made Mrs. Meyers mad.

by Billy, Bob, and Bo November 6, 2018

matt sullivan

A right Clanger

Matt Sullivan’s got a bit on, clanging heaps

by Mr Clang-a-lot November 1, 2019

Matt Night

Time for you and the boys to get together in your living room and stuff all your mattresses in there. Drink the night away and wake up to some Mimosas by 12:00pm. At 12:24pm you finish your drinks and have a 2 minute buffer to finish. Keep going for as long as you want!

Its Matt Night baby! You know what that means...

by BLUERAINE March 17, 2020

Matt Foster

A bad guy that will take your Asswrogan away and he took the wrong path. He will go potatoes for you. Fucks like a Tigger (from Winne the Pooh). Overall he is tall and wears glasses because he cannot see very well.

i am potatoes for Matt Foster !

by Quadrapuds March 12, 2017

Coach Matt

The cutest guy would will ever meet, he is so funny, and he loves sitting at the kids table at Red Robin.

That guy was so nice, he reminds me of the coach for the Ashburn Rebels, Coach Matt

by jkrebels6 October 27, 2019

Matt Lewis

The sexiest specimen alive. Played Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter movies, and went from a really fat, shy little boy to a freaking hot, sexy, amazing guy. Sometimes used to refer to someone that has successfully traveled through puberty. Or someone that's just really hot.

Girl One: Whoa, remember him in kindergarten?
Girl Two: Total Matt Lewis.

by ILoveYouMattLewis June 2, 2013