A shadowy figure rumored to live in the Botanical Gardens at the University of North Carolina, Asheville. Perhaps a man who rapes trees, a rapist who lives in the trees and rapes people, or a tree that rapes people. His only weakness is concrete, which he is allergic to.
"Oh my god! I was walking in the Botans the other day, and I thought I heard the tree rapist. Luckily, I grabbed some concrete just in time."
"Dude, I never go anywhere without my concrete boots. Gotta watch out for that tree rapist."
"Dude, I never go anywhere without my concrete boots. Gotta watch out for that tree rapist."
by thetreerapistisreal December 2, 2011

by Jayden-has-downs May 28, 2008

-Hey man, you wanna go burn trees?
-shit yeah bra!
-sweet, you got a piece?
-fuck, mine broke, lets use an apple
-shit yeah bra!
-sweet, you got a piece?
-fuck, mine broke, lets use an apple
by pteradatrick June 3, 2011

A small boring city, where there is nothing 2 do. And the cops here are retarded and would get shot somewhere else.
by floridabitch March 25, 2009

by Frizballz January 3, 2008

by directionalarrow May 29, 2008

The common hood slang for broccoli. used by thugs to tell each other to eat their greens so they can be healthy thugs
by Bill the broccoli thug of L.A December 13, 2014
