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tree rapist

A shadowy figure rumored to live in the Botanical Gardens at the University of North Carolina, Asheville. Perhaps a man who rapes trees, a rapist who lives in the trees and rapes people, or a tree that rapes people. His only weakness is concrete, which he is allergic to.
"Oh my god! I was walking in the Botans the other day, and I thought I heard the tree rapist. Luckily, I grabbed some concrete just in time."
"Dude, I never go anywhere without my concrete boots. Gotta watch out for that tree rapist."
by thetreerapistisreal December 2, 2011
mugGet the tree rapistmug.

Vagina Tree

An unkept bush that can grow up to 5 ft 3
"Zac, don't try and get with that girl, she has a vagina tree"
by Jayden-has-downs May 28, 2008
mugGet the Vagina Treemug.

Burn trees

Burning trees is one of many euphemisms for smoking marijuana.
-Hey man, you wanna go burn trees?
-shit yeah bra!
-sweet, you got a piece?
-fuck, mine broke, lets use an apple
by pteradatrick June 3, 2011
mugGet the Burn treesmug.

lone tree

A small boring city, where there is nothing 2 do. And the cops here are retarded and would get shot somewhere else.
Hey lets go to Lone tree, umm how bout not there is nothin to do
by floridabitch March 25, 2009
mugGet the lone treemug.

tree shit

The act of climbing up in a tree and taking a shit out of it.
I took a sweet tree shit last night in Central Park.
by Frizballz January 3, 2008
mugGet the tree shitmug.

goat in a tree

when a goat is put in a tree it is classed as a goat in a tree
by directionalarrow May 29, 2008
mugGet the goat in a treemug.

Green trees

The common hood slang for broccoli. used by thugs to tell each other to eat their greens so they can be healthy thugs
"Yo boiii go eat your green trees so you can be a real healthy thug mang"
by Bill the broccoli thug of L.A December 13, 2014
mugGet the Green treesmug.

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