parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.
by Sexydimma March 26, 2013
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Yellow Ticket

ID card or papers for sex workers. Often combined with STD testing results. Originated in Russia in the 1800s, and referred to in Crime and Punishment.
The strip club made her get a yellow ticket update from the Health Department.
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dog ticket

An expression used to express disappointment or frustration. Could be used in place of words like "crap."
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free ticket booth

To receive a surprise, bonus, or other thing that wasn't expected but viewed as pleasantly positive or good. Derived from promotional events for free ride tickets at carnival ticket booths.
Discovering the restaurant served chili over rice instead of noodles, Sarah excitedly screamed "FREE TICKET BOOTH!"
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ski lift ticket

Hey bro, I'm looking for some ski lift tickets for the weekend... you have any?
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a parking ticket

a white Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into the wood of their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma January 30, 2012
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a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma February 29, 2012
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