Stone Bone

A fetish when you drop a rock on your erect penis.

Jimmy after watching porn pulled a Stone Bone

by NotSoQuietWyatt July 18, 2020

Stoned Thought

A thought that has been inscribed on a stone using another stone.

Person: You should write that thought down so you remember it.

Me: Already done bro... It's one of my many stoned thoughts.

by babla13579 March 6, 2021

swords and Stones

Much like the act of two men 'playing swords' which is the act of two men peeing in the same toilet at the same time. Swords and Stones refers to the act of two men, one peeing, one pooping, in to the same toilet at the same time.

Brother #1 has to take a poop, brother #2 has to pee, there is only one toilet and neither brother can hold it. The brothers decide to play Swords and Stones.

by JeffersonM April 12, 2013

Seat Stoned

a.To be so high that you actually believe you cannot move. Can be a good or a bad feeling.

b.To be stoned to your seat. Usually happens when watching TV. In both cases, you have an overwhelming sensation that you feel like a large boulder.

Dude, I have to pay my guy for the weed we just smoked, but I'm so seat stoned right now I can't even think about getting up.

guy 1. Hey, what happened after I left last night?
guy 2. Not much. After we smoked that bud I got seat stoned and passed out.

by part irishman September 16, 2009

Stoned Speed

The speed in which a person responds or reacts when they are stoned.

When you're trying to think of an example for stoned speed, then you get stoned speed.

by ScoobyDoo @ Shaggy2 January 17, 2017

matt stone

a VERY FINE man who make south park, baseketball, orgazmo, team america, and canniball the musical

person 1: hey do you know who matt stone is

person 2: yea hes one of the creators of south park

by lagoonyy May 8, 2023

Tammy Stone

Snagga! a rad bloke who likes to eat food and hang out with the boy

Oi did you see tammy stone last night? she's such a sick cunt
bloody snagga

by gemdawg June 8, 2018