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Cum Goggles

That brief window after you cum, where you feel like you love someone, before the reality of the world sets in (similar to beer goggles where someone looks better when you're drunk)
This chick gave me a blowjob and I got a bad case of cum goggles right after, but it faded, thank God.
by Adhoah March 6, 2019
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Ecto goggles

ecto goggles are an incredible tool used in the first ghostbusters movie and the 2009 ghostbusters game by Atari.

The goggles allows the wearrer to actually see invisible ghosts witch is good when trying to capture it with the proton pack , since the wearer don't have to hold the P.K.E. meter while holding the proton pack wand and activating the ghost trap .
Ecto goggles are used to see the invisible specters .
by P.A. 037 February 6, 2010
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Dick goggles

Noun. The inability of one to see the faults in the individual they are pursing; similar to effect of drinking too much beer.
You can't just tell somebody to take off their dick goggles; Sometimes you just need to take off the dick goggles and step back for a second.
by Wobbly69 August 30, 2013
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mirror goggles

n - an exaggerated, positive perception of one's physical appearance.
Tim characteristics were nowhere near the traits her online profile listed what she was looking for in a man, but his mirror goggles made him believe otherwise and he decided to go for it anyway.
by Edina Bailey May 22, 2009
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mcu goggles

like beer goggles, mcu goggles is when one’s obsession for the marvel cinematic universe is so hard it alters someone’s perception of how hot an actor from said franchise is
“amanda thinks paul bettany is so hot after watching wandavision”

“she just has mcu goggles
by mpxm14 May 8, 2021
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cock goggles

As a followup to tea bagging, slapping a cock against a person's eyes until they are bruised to the point where they resemble goggles. As the bruising was a direct result of a cock slapping their eyes, the condition is known as "cock goggles"
Dave shouldn't have passed out so hard on the cruise because now he has to spend the rest of it wearing his cock goggles.
by BABABHOOSH June 16, 2010
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iranian goggles

reverse oral position when your nuts rest on her eyes while giving you head
by T Diddy June 11, 2006
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