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Chronic Strangle Dick

When you're both going down on each other and she climaxes first, resulting in her tensing every muscle in her body while she enjoys the orgasm. Unfortunately, This means you poor member is accident strangled within an inch is his life until she calms down.
Bro, Im so sore, I cant go to the gym today.

Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.
by jiffnep April 1, 2022
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chronic obstructive pulmonary disease

Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) is a type of obstructive lung disease characterized by long-term poor airflow. The main symptoms include shortness of breath and cough with sputum production. COPD typically worsens over time.1 Eventually walking up stairs or carrying things will be difficult.2 Chronic bronchitis and emphysema are older terms used for different types of COPD.23 The term "chronic bronchitis" is still used to define a productive cough that is present for at least three months each year for two years.4
Tobacco smoking is the most common cause of COPD, with a number of other factors such as air pollution and genetics playing a smaller role.5 In the developing world, one of the common sources of air pollution is poorly vented heating and cooking fires.2 Long-term exposure to these irritants causes an inflammatory response in the lungs resulting in narrowing of the small airways and breakdown of lung tissue.6 The diagnosis is based on poor airflow as measured by lung function tests.7 In contrast to asthma, the airflow reduction does not improve much with the use of a bronchodilator.2
Most cases of COPD can be prevented by reducing exposure to risk factors.8 This includes decreasing rates of smoking and improving indoor and outdoor air quality. While treatment can slow worsening, there is no cure.2 COPD treatments include stopping smoking, vaccinations, respiratory rehabilitation, and often inhaled bronchodilators and steroids.
chronic obstructive pulmonary disease is basically lung cancer i mean common that is obvious
like
by chronic obstructive pulmonary November 30, 2016
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Chronic boner

When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party
I’ve had chronic boner for 2 hours now but I’m at my wedding
by Penistoucher9000 July 6, 2022
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chronic poseidus

Guys I think I have chronic poseidus because my vagina keeps itching
by jackhammerinyournuts November 16, 2021
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Chronic

Slang for hydroponically grown marijuana, coined by Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre. The word "hydroponic" was misheard and repeated back as

"chronic", and it stuck.
(Hits blunt) "Damn, nigga! What type of shit is this!?"

(From across the room) " It's that hydroponic!"

"It's the Chronic!?"
" Yeah"
by Sinnisin13 August 8, 2016
mugGet the Chronicmug.

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome is a disease and based on Lolis, it can takes years to cure
Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds
by Cultistmania June 10, 2023
mugGet the Chronic Lolicon Syndromemug.

Chronicism

1).Of or pretaining to a chronic disorder.
2). A life-style or form of business that deals with marijuana.
See also: Chronicist
"My life is based upon chronicism."
by Chris Grammer March 13, 2004
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