Dancing cactus

its a cactus that will not stop dancing
The dancing cactus is here
by dancing labron james September 29, 2017
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Draining the Cactus

When your girl is so thirsty, she waits patiently on her knees, staring up at you, mouth open, tounge out, begging for every last drop of your cum to satisfy her.
"When she patiently tries to suck every last drop of your cock, with the sloppiest blowjob ever like a good thirsty cumslut, completely Draining the Cactus"
by J♥️J May 23, 2025
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Soft cactus

A penis that doesn't have hair
I had sex with a soft cactus
by Big or pe May 22, 2020
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Cactus

A code for a person who is a prick.
Look there’s cactus!”
by Esketit bitch June 14, 2019
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cactus waffle

Something you call a guy that's being a dick.
Wow Andrew and Aidan are such Cactus Waffles !
by Giannaserafino July 16, 2014
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cactus static

Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"

Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"

Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"
by Cactusstatic June 23, 2013
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cactus

cactus is a CANADIAN who wont stop saying shit like goodness me gosh almighty amazing oh god oh my goodness and is ANNOYING AS FUCK!!!!! they usually are found moderating animal jam servers and having no life :rofl:
bro did u see that cactus they totally STINK FART!
by DEFINITELYNOTMOLDY January 10, 2022
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