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cactus cake

When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
by Ddoggydog December 6, 2020
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cactus bear

Best thing ever. Istg if you don't like it I will literally light you on fire.
Hey do you like cactus bear?

Uhh obviously!
by Fuckmeharderdaddywithadildo December 16, 2020
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Watermelon Cactus

A name for a band that I wanted in 5th grade but none of my friends liked it so then I got mad at them. I immediately forgave them, but it is the reason that I left the band. It wasn't serious though. I was a dumb kid.
Me: Can we have the band called Watermelon Cactus?
Friends: That sucks, no!
by skulls_n_roses November 17, 2020
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cactus cock

My Mouth is so dry it's like I sucked a cactus cock
by anonymous November 7, 2020
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cactus or 🌵

whenever an incident occurs which is weirdly funny you say cactus or use the cactus emoji
person 1: Sarah tripped over the charger yesterday
person 2: "lmao that's cactus or 🌵 "
by newtrendinfo January 16, 2021
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Bumhole Cactus

Variety of cactus, almost certain to cause immense pain upon any interaction. Visual contact or distant sound from a Bumhole Cactus can trigger immediate physical response. Pain triggers particular in the sphincter region, sexual organs may recede. Prolonged exposure will result in questioning reasons for living.
First day and the Bumhole Cactus was asking for new shit.
by The Real Talkie Toaster February 9, 2021
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cactus

hm idk it’s green... and spiky!?? just dont touch one
Ouch! That cactus was spikey
Well I said not to touch it!
by Mimi R February 22, 2021
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