asian speed

Extreme speed while doing anything technology related.

Seung texted with asian speed. Nitsua hacked the mainframe with asian speed.

by Jimorrison March 25, 2009

basic asian

A person who study's nonstop and forces themselves to believe that they'll fail but always gets an A

Ava, you know who you are

Basic Asian

by Ruby tuesdays March 27, 2017

Asian roulette

Sort of like Russian roulette, with Asian girls.

Asian roulette is where you hook up with an Asian girl, then find out later whether you committed a crime.

It is a well-documented, scientific fact that Asian females of the human race look the same from age 16-50. Google "Average asian aging process" for relevant periodicals

Example 1:
In a bar with a lot of Asian girls of unverified age: "Who's up for some Asian roulette?"

Example 2:
Person A: "Whoa that Asian girl is hot"
Person B: "Only problem is its impossible to tell if Asians are 18 or not"
Person A: "Asian roulette!"

by chingchongchinaman October 9, 2012

slutty asian

an asian girl who fucks every moving thing she sees

Guy 1: whats yellow on the outside and black on the inside?

Guy 2: Tila Tequila?!

Guy 3: YEP, A SLUTTY ASIAN!

by sluttyasian August 6, 2011

Asian Women

So increidbly sexy, even the old ones dont look too bad! Ive only seen like 10 ugly Asian Women in my life out of over 1000.

Asian Women, put american women to shame

by bnevs April 11, 2007

Asian Steamer

When a midget Asian has diarrhea on your face while getting bukakke.

"That movie last night was great especcially the Asian steamer"

by Dogmanhatcatperson January 11, 2009

asian life

Its when you are always judge for your grades. Later on in life youd want to kill yourself. Apperently 90% of ppl in america and canada asians kill themselves. Your grades have to be at least a B+ or your doing terrible and they want you to a shit ton better so they brag about you whith your other asian friends parents. If you ever do something wrong your grounded for over a month and they take the one thing you spend your entire life on for at least a month. If you want to buy something you have to raise your grades, more. You cant buy anything with your allowance because they dont give you allowances. You eat rice with practically every meal. If you are white black or any other raise you are a fucking lucky ass person.

Asian grading scale asian parents life sucks emo death rice asian life

by rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiicccceeee? February 21, 2010