horse test

when you rub a womans clitoris for a little bit, you then stick your fingers under her nose. if she rears back with a loud horse winny, you should'nt have sex with her.
i was rubbing that hookers clit, i stuck my fingers under her nose, just as i thought, she started bucking and let out a tremendous winny. horse test
by ijudis February 18, 2009
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Teste-moany

The guttural sound/moan a man makes when he ejaculates.
Judging by George's brief teste-moany, I believe he just came inside me.
by Jack-hole-lantern June 08, 2017
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Test Wipe

The action required after a particularly juice fart to confirm or rule out the presence of fecal matter in one's drawers.
"Damn Tony, after that fart you might want to consider a test wipe".
by Mike Honcho FS May 08, 2010
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Pinkie Test

A method created due to the movie "Teeth" where a vagina with a full set of chompers bites off a dick.

When one is overly paranoid after seeing the film, a pinkie is carefully put in the vagina first inorder to be sure there won't be any "surprises."
Shit - I just saw the movie "Teeth" and will NEVER be the same again. I vow to forever use the pinkie test.
by Rexperience January 07, 2010
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testes forest

What Borat calls his pubic hair. This is apparently a direct translation of a Kazakh metaphorical term for the pubic bush, male or female.
I go for wax job in U S and A, and when I return to my home town of Kusek, my testes forest already grow back! Very nice!
by extanction January 25, 2009
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Rape Test

The act of sneaking up on someone in an attempt to determine whether they are prepared to elude an aggressive sexual assault
Roommate1: How did Bridget do on her rape test last night?

Roommate2: Judging by the fact that she was passed out in front of the apartment door... I'd say she failed
by Games from Mega November 29, 2011
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acid test

'Can you pass the acid test?'

Simply answer yes or no. The basis of the meta-experiment is whether or not you are able to put yourself up to something without asking a follow question.
Tester: 'Can you pass the acid test?'

Testee: 'I am not sure, probably'

Audience: 'Nice'
by Doctor Octer May 25, 2018
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