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1. the greatest turnaround on the grandest of scales.
2. a plot that nuclearly explodes in the assailants face; the victim being the bombardier of that bomb.
1. the greatest turnaround on the grandest of scales.
2. a plot that nuclearly explodes in the assailants face; the victim being the bombardier of that bomb.
Putting laxatives in the other canidates water and accidentally ending up drinking that water because that candiate switched them. Then shitting all over your trousers on national television on CNN. Ol' Ted Turneranoud happens the worlds know about it.
by AFrogers March 2, 2009
Get the Ol' Ted Turneranoud mug.When one blows off plans with friends to jerk off into the exhaust pipe of a Brand New AMG GT series vehicle.
by BILLLLLYBOB6996 February 27, 2020
Get the Pulling a Ted mug.The unfortunate fictional label associated with people that have naturally occurring, very small, tinier than usual eyebrows. (Does not apply to alternative people that purposefully shave them for reshaping and drawing.)
Me: Look at how much actual brow I have left…
You: I see, and you know what… even with your skinny eyebrows, you look great!
Me: Well hey, don’t worry. It’s on purpose! I don’t have Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED) or something.
You: I see, and you know what… even with your skinny eyebrows, you look great!
Me: Well hey, don’t worry. It’s on purpose! I don’t have Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED) or something.
by defs4dayz November 21, 2025
Get the Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED) mug.When your charming man smears piss and cum on your face while yelling "TEDDY" repeatedly. Then the man shit on her vag, so hard that she vomits in his mouth.
by kk_hill6 February 27, 2022
Get the Dirty Ted mug.A euphemism for the insurance/railroad/utility/vacuum cleaner conglomerate Berkshire Hathaway.
Ted and Todd are Ted Weschler and Todd Combs, portfolio managers at Berkshire. Used especially to refer to Berkshire in the future, after Ted and Todd assume all duties from their predecessors Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger.
Ted and Todd are Ted Weschler and Todd Combs, portfolio managers at Berkshire. Used especially to refer to Berkshire in the future, after Ted and Todd assume all duties from their predecessors Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger.
Then again, Sir. Martin (terrifyingly) said that he thought Ted and Todd's excellent adventure might turn out more like Loews after dad retired...
by ThadMcM September 8, 2020
Get the ted and todd's excellent adventure mug.Ted is a pumpkin he wants to sell you something mostly seen at hollween his worst enemy that always try’s to one up him is cucumber lemon with his wife lime
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