Tape

Something you use to tape stuff

Why did you put tape on my penis?

by BigCheezy45 March 05, 2021

Tapes

An adjective for a man that gets lots of chicks. Derives from a man with such a large penis that he has to tape it to his leg before he goes out.

Guy 1: Todd is going home with another 10! That's the 5th one this week!
Guy 2: That guy tapes man.

by gogojuke June 19, 2017

Tapes

Adjective: extremely bad; completely worthless or hopelessly ineffective

1) I went to the new Bond movie, No Time To Die,with my girlfriend but left halfway through as it was tapes
2) "How was your KFC?"
"Well, the chicken was good but the potato and gravy was taaaapes"

by Toonkiwi November 11, 2021

Tapes

Adjective. Something that is not very good (its shit)

This football game is tapes. I'd rather shove a pineapple up my arse. Tapes.

by Toonkiwi March 07, 2020

black tape

An audio or video recording that is sealed from the public. Done mainly by governments and large companies. Should the tape leak, they lose a lot of credibility.

The black tapes of the oval office were seized by Nixon so he couldn't get impeached.

by ChinPingas March 20, 2023

tape stapler

When you do the nasty with a stapler and you leak all over the goddamn camera.

Aw man, my gear is all sticky now because I tape stapler'd last night.

by hootyhooot February 18, 2017

Tape Leg

A term used to describe a closeted (gay or otherwise) individual who does not do the best job at hiding it. It sticks out as a sore thumb, or rather, as a piece of tape on somebody's leg.

"Ugh, you see him over there? That guy is such a tape leg."

"He's clearly gay, it's almost embarrassing."

by SaladToss November 05, 2020