The 3 to 5 day old tampon pulled out by a doctor that is later found to be the cause of your septic shock.
by Lotek March 03, 2015
person : i can't believe this happened im going to die why does the worse stuff happen to the best people
you : stick a tampon in it, loser
you : stick a tampon in it, loser
by rangas r gross 69 November 20, 2018
When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.
I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.
by Teenypetey January 20, 2025
Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.
Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.
Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.
Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.
by I_like_farts August 14, 2024
Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?
Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.
Everyone: Be more honest.
Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.
Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.
Everyone: Be more honest.
Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.
by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024
The way MAGA republicans salute a 24 year retired Army veteran Tim Walz
Support the troops! The biggest republican hoax ever
Support the troops! The biggest republican hoax ever
Democrat- I love Vice President Tim Walz! He is such a great family man and honorable veteran.
MAGA nutcase- tampon tim!? that guy is stolen valor , I don't even think he ever really served in the military! JD Vance is a better pick for VP!
Democrat- 24 years of military service is a lot more than Bone Spurs Trump
MAGA nutcase- tampon tim!? that guy is stolen valor , I don't even think he ever really served in the military! JD Vance is a better pick for VP!
Democrat- 24 years of military service is a lot more than Bone Spurs Trump
by Trumpflation_$12eggs_$6gas August 07, 2024
A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"
by ~The Gardener February 26, 2014