Sardinean String Theory

Noun

1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.

"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.

Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.

by juan grand February 10, 2015

jizz string

1. A male who is considered to be a complete loser.

Wow that guy listens to Chumbawumba... What a jizz string!

by SgtKracka April 1, 2015

dried mayo strings

when u cum in a girls hair and she lets it dry then she eats the dried cum off the hair

i thought haley died her hair but it turns out it was just dried mayo strings

by dasdahearf June 23, 2016

Sausage String

When a male's bottoms are not wide enough around the genital area, causing the penis and/or scrotum falling out the side.

Steve: "Jeff, look at Jim! he's got a major sausage string!"
Jeff: "Ew, you're right. he needs bigger boxers"

by Ronale B June 29, 2016

String Killer

When the crew is having a spirited group text debate about babes, sports, music or the like and that one guy chimes with something so stupid or perverted that it kills the entire conversation, and everyone just goes on about their business.

"Whatever happened to Erika Eleniak from Baywatch." - Idyt
"Remember when she popped out the cake in Under Siege for no reason." - IJ
"I think I just crapped my pants." - Gnoobs
"String Killer." - SeaDick

by idyt December 17, 2016

string burn

Burn to a man’s penis as a result of excessive friction caused from a tampon string during intercourse.

After pulling out, she gasped “I think you might have string burn” !

by Geojonny October 19, 2018