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Stephen King 

A fuck stick from the great state of Georgia who shares the name of the greatest writer ever! He is skilled in sending sexual texts to other peoples wifes while at the same time bad mouthing his own wife to anyone who will listen.
Hey baby whatcha doin' up so late? Are you on facebook chat with that asshole Stephen King again? That cucksucking bastard needs his ass whooped in a bad way.
Stephen King by Anti-Asshole November 8, 2010
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Stephen Amell

Stephen Amell is a very attractive Canadian who plays in the arrow. When he takes his shirt off everyone snaps a photo. Stephen Amell is the kind of person you want as your children’s father or as your best friend. He and Emily Bett Rickards should get together.
1: is that Stephen Amell?!?
2:yes!!
1: omg he is so hot!
2:him and Emily Bett Rickards would be such a good couple!
Stephen Amell by Wacky One August 28, 2018

Stephen Smith 

The most savage physics teacher and musical genius known to man. You can catch him spitting bars at coffee houses, galloping along the track, or crashing his dynamics carts with pleasure in room 305. Also, he is the only known human being to pronounce silent "h"s and be cool enough to get away with it. Loves Kool Moe Dee, USA lanyards, kinematic equations, exposing the AP exam, creating the most obscure scales known to man, riding his road bike, comparing west coast and east coast music, and naming random things to be happy about. Hates including Lou with Wilson and Buffa as an author of the physics textbook.
"Did you do the Stephen Smith homework last night?"

"No, I was too busy listening to his mixtape."
Stephen Smith by The Senior Lot February 28, 2017

Stephen Curry 

Alternate spelling for the Trash. See also: Garbage & dumpster.
Can you take out the Stephen Curry
Stephen Curry by Spec07 June 26, 2018

Stephen Harper 

The Canadian Prime Minister, and the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada.

Probably the best politician that has been in office for the last 20 years. Vote Conservative.
Stephen Harper doesn't use tax money and spend it on his friends.
Stephen Harper by James M. June 11, 2006

Stephen Colbear 

Disparaging term for Stephen Colbert.
Hey look, it's Stephen ColBEAR! HAHAHAHAHA!
Stephen Colbear by me, herro October 23, 2006

Stephen Wayne Ford 

Most definitely the coolest ninja assassin that ever lived. Completely loved and adored by all, and never backs down. Can stick to it no matter what and is very open minded. A heart throb, and definitely cooler than you, unless you are Stephen Wayne Ford, Then, YOU ROCK!
Lovable = Stephen Wayne Ford
Stephen Wayne Ford by bellachica December 29, 2009