stalker stick

Someone who uses a selfie stick to take pictures of other people

Look it's a stalker stick

by Whateves July 7, 2016

Stalker's Poach

carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)

These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.

These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.

by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025

Stalker dial

When an individual repeatedly rings your mobile phone within a short period of time for unnecessary and facetious reasons.

Why’s he stalker dialling me? He’s rang me more times than I’ve had Sunday dinners. Fucking melter!

by 3pips May 3, 2018

stalker light

A public light source like a street light or floodlights that turn off as you walk by them, instead of turning on like they are supposed to.

Drunk chick: "Hey I'm going home."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."

by bennthewolfe October 23, 2015

edit stalker

A person who is present in a shared document and is just watching you edit the file with no little or no comments at all. The more agressive type will overwrite your edits as soon as you left them, or correct your typos before you can.

That's just creepy knowing you are watching me edit this doc online. You are an edit stalker!
He edit stalks me all the time, like watching me edit and when I make a typo he was fast to correct it, as if I did not know how to spell.

by DreKaa September 24, 2018

roommate stalker

An idiot that goes an looks for someone when they know exactly where they are at

My roommate stalker drove all over the city looking for me after I was MIA for 6 hours.

by anonymous February 4, 2023

jack-stalker

A person who will stalk another person via social media and drive distances up to 1,000 miles to stalk the person at their workplace and home.

Do not talk to Susie because became a Jack-Stalker after billy broke up with her.

by Dr. Frederick Haynes CFN August 4, 2016