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Spanish toast

English muffins or whole wheat buns with parmesan cheese, placed under a broiler. Origins come from Sesame Street telling children that all foreign people or food is basically Spanish.
Wife: What's for dinner tonight?
Husband: Spanish toast.
Wife: Did you learn to make it when you studied in Spain?
Husband: No, I learned it from Big Bird. Duh.
by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010
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Spanish-American War

When the aliens first made landfall on the colony of Spain and abducted several small children. The Spanish then proceeded to blame the Americans, sparking conflict. The aliens would return many times throughout the period abducting more and more children until Spain eventually ran out and died off as a people. They say you can still see the ghosts to this day...
The Spanish-American War was kinda lame.
by Gay Bowser, Sr. April 17, 2020
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How to learn spanish

Ser, Estar, I f*cked a b*tch in my car.
Excuse me teacher, could you teach me how to learn spanish.
by sir climer the great November 21, 2018
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spanish stove

cooking burrito or any Spanish food in a girls puss or ass.

best with real mexicans
Guy:cook me a taco on the stove
Girl: electric or gas?
Guy:spanish stove
Girl:vag or gas
by J. Nichols J. Newsome April 11, 2008
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white spanish

An inability all white people suffer, including myself, when they attempt to learn Spanish but unknowingly have a huge accent due to speaking English all their lives, but sticks out to all true speakers.
White person: hola ...Como estas?

Mexican person: dude you speak white Spanish.
by I don't give a crap July 25, 2014
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Spanish Superman

When having sex with a partner, the male puts on a superman cape and repeatedly yells 'SI' (Yes in Spanish) and slaps the partners ass with the right hand, usually four or five times.
I just did the Spanish Superman with her.
by SpanishSuperman October 23, 2011
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spanish maid

the act of dressing up as a whore and role playing for your man.
Hey baby you wanna spanish maid tonight?

Phil so Spanish maided that girl last night...
hey man that doesnt even make sense...
it does if you were in his spot ;)
by Alex E #8 April 19, 2008
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