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Dosure Soldier

A male who is truly committed to the smoking/use of marijuana. Marijuana sculpts who this person is. Dosure soldiers' lives evolve around marijuana. He is committed to his weed. His life is lived high.
That guy we just saw smoking a joint in his car is what I like to call a dosure soldier.

They call me dosure soldier because I can run through an ounce in a day, easy.
by onaherbchase June 28, 2011
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PX Soldier

A US Army soldier/airmen/ Marine/Sailor who goes out and buys all the latest after market non-issue military gear from the PX (post exchange). This equipment includes leg holsters for pistols, radio pouches, CamelBak backpacks survival knives etc. They may also order online from a military surplus website like US Cavalry, Ranger Joe or Brigade Quartermaster. The PX Soldier will usually buy this gear for a upcoming deployment but is usually seen wearing it for training exercises. The PX soldier is inspired by seeing special forces members on the news, in the movies or a television show. Most people who have deployed are a little bit guilty of buying some kind of non-issue military equipment for a deployment but the PX Soldier overdoes it. They hope to be mistaken for a special forces operator. Ironically the main culprits will be those not in combat arms or have jobs where they never have to go outside the wire on convoys or combat missions.
Soldier 1 "See that guy over there is he in Recon or a SEAL?"

Soldier 2 "Hell no. He's a cook that's a PX soldier
by The people's Sgt September 8, 2013
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Sticker Scolding

when your frustrated bestie sends Google Hangouts sticker with a clock
Emmet and Salvador were chatting via Hangouts and Sal got a work call; after waiting a few minutes Emmet became impatient and sent a Purple Cat sticker holding a clock. When Sal hung up he saw the sticker and replied "oh I KNOW you didn't just engage in Sticker Scolding, bitch."
by Uncle Joosie August 14, 2020
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Nike Lebrons 10 Soldier

A good shoe produced by Nike, it is a signature shoe which belongs to Lebron James. However, if an unskilled person buys it, it looks very weird and they look like a fool.
A person with a good sense of fashion - "Wow Aaron, what are those? "
wearing Lebrons - "Uh, those are my Nike Lebrons 10 Soldier, do they look f-r-e-s-h?"
A person with a good sense of fashion - "Umm, I mean they are nice but not with school uniform."
wearing Lebrons - "Shut up mannnnn!"
by YobaBoba July 13, 2017
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splode

When you make someone laugh so hard they throw up.
"We got that guy to splode by telling him we saw a fart!"
by Rev. Link March 15, 2008
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Sold up the garden path

This seems to be a mixture of "led down the garden path" (meaning misled) and "sold up the river" (meaning "handed over to law enforcement", slang derived from the fact that Sing-Sing state prison is "up the (Hudson?) river" from New York City).
The enthusiastic young first-time buyer was led down the garden path by the unscrupulous used-car salesman.

The entire gang that pulled off the bank heist was sold up the river by the getaway driver after he was picked up and interrogated the next day.
by Mark Caruso September 16, 2005
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soldier penis

When a man masturbates so much that it forms blisters, and later after forms calises on his penis.
Girl A: wow look at his biseps!

Girl B: I bet he has a soldier penis...
by I <3 justin bieber November 4, 2010
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