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Kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage)

The definition of a sphincter-marriage:

When someone loves your sphincter so much, it proposed to it. So they can have sex all the time. Mainly found in gay-marriage.

De definitie van een kringspierhuwelijk:
Als iemand zoveel van je kringspier houd dat hij ermee wil trouwen. Zodat ze veel seks kunnen hebben. Dit ziet men voornamelijk bij homo-huwelijken.
I love your sphincter, will it marry me?

I'm married with my boyfriends sphincter.

Ik houd van je kringspier, mag ik ermee trouwen?
Ik ben getrouwd met mijn vriend zijn kringspier.

kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage)
by M&m! January 7, 2012
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Reset your sphincter

Chill out, relax, get back to your natural -- hopefully more peaceful -- state. Also, stop talking out of your ass. Generally said at news room photodesks
John: Oh shit, god damn, Newt Gingrich or Rick Santorum is about to become the next president of the United States!!?!

Sam: Reset your sphincter, dude, Barack Obama's gonna win easy.
by Broccoli Robinson February 27, 2012
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sphincter nipple

a nipple who's movement that you can control so much that some people have been known tot tie shoe laces with them
that brother has the biggest sphincter nipple son, i saw him pouring sprite for everyone at the party last night
by dragonslayer1111 January 15, 2003
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Spoinker-doodle

Spoinker-doodle is a word created when the word "kaboodle" was loosing popularity. One guy claimed he made the word "kaboodle" up but no one would believe him, this lead him into the making of the word SPOINKER-DOODLE. It generally means the same as "kaboodle" in the sense of pointless spam and keep a conversation going anywhere, not only in forums, general conversations of sorts. A very good conversation starter.

People easily forget the "dash" in between SPOINKER and DOODLE, there has to be a line or the word means nothing and will immediately be ignored.
CORNEILLIUS: Soooo, regul8tor, u said yer mom died... how tragic...
REGuL8Tor: Yeah, i still cry to this day... It was a car accident...
CORNEILLIUS: oh...
REGuL8Tor: I'm bored...
CORNEILLIUS: Spoinker-doodle!!!
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Spain

1. The country with the most national parties and holiday days at year.
2. They have official competitions of siesta.

3. The best food in Europe and probably in the world and very cheap.
4. Beautiful ladies.
5. The cheaper weed of the first world.
6. The cheaper alcohol too.
7. It’s too hot, but there are a lot of incredible beaches.
8. The second country with higher average life (84 years)
9. The country that consumes more cocaine in Europe.
10. Flamenco rules
11. Gypsies everywhere, they can be your best friends or your worst enemies, choose carefully.
12. U can buy alcohol and cigarretes legally at 18, but the liquor stores do not give a fuck and the sell to everybody.
13. Ibiza
14. We are sorry for reggaeton and bullfighting.
15. Every province has a different accent or language, very funny.
16. Please if u go to Spain, DONT visit Murcia.
“I went to Spain this summer and it was amazing bro”
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The Scoins

The art of sucking two penis' at once.
I love The Scoins
by Senior Ha June 14, 2011
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