Planking is the action of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, on top of objects and photographing it. The more dangerous the plank, the better the planker you are.
James got arrested after planking on a police car. Dangerous plank.
Sarah thought it was a great idea to plank on top of a display at the grocery store. Until it came tumbling down. Unstable plank.
I saw this guy planking on top of a billboard on my way to work yesterday. Good one!
Sarah thought it was a great idea to plank on top of a display at the grocery store. Until it came tumbling down. Unstable plank.
I saw this guy planking on top of a billboard on my way to work yesterday. Good one!
by sevenfourone August 7, 2011
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Planking began as an obscure fad in South Australia. It gained notority when a "planker" in Brisbane, Australia was intoxicated and planked on the side of a balcony, subsequently falling to his death.
Plankers are encouraged to be creative but safe.
Planking began as an obscure fad in South Australia. It gained notority when a "planker" in Brisbane, Australia was intoxicated and planked on the side of a balcony, subsequently falling to his death.
Plankers are encouraged to be creative but safe.
Girl: Did I show you the picture of the planker on the railway tracks?
Guy: Yeah, right after you showed me the pic of the host of the morning show planking on her couch.
Guy 1: Steve planked on a paint can on the weekend. You could see the mark on his stomach afterwards.
Guy 2: Bet he was drunk.
Guy: Yeah, right after you showed me the pic of the host of the morning show planking on her couch.
Guy 1: Steve planked on a paint can on the weekend. You could see the mark on his stomach afterwards.
Guy 2: Bet he was drunk.
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