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Spider fingers

Slang word for Arachnodactyly. Extremely long fingers are side effects along with long toes. Helpful power up when fingering girls and fielding in cricket.
"I wish I had spider fingers like Rick"
by no-one likes him April 18, 2019
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solo-smiler

An individual who smiles alone in public. The reasons for smiling are known only to said smiler which makes him/her creepy to the rest of us.
Look at that solo-smiler over there, what a creepy dude.
by ViKaLiCiOuSS May 27, 2007
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Arse Spider

A horrible piece of crusty shit normally found clinging for dear life onto your arse hairs.
Fuck man, I took an epic dump last night, and now I've got a colony of arse spiders.
by cybertenchi May 27, 2009
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Bum spider

Where a clump of poo gets stuck to your anal hair. You grab hold of said poo and pull it until it is removed. The poo takes with it a number of anal hairs during the removal which when placed in the palm of your hand looks like a spider. This is now a bum spider and can be used to chase your mates around and you will get similar reactions as if it was a normal spider.
Look at the size of this bum spider I just took out of my ass crack.
by Northern1000 January 9, 2018
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Radioactive Twerking Spider

(RTS for short) A fictional bug that, when bites, turn a once nice person into someone or something that twerks too much.
Miley Cyrus got bit by a radioactive twerking spider.
by That Guy that posted this. January 10, 2014
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Tickle the Spider

When them wriggling fingers tickle just right.

Don't be a spider tickling virgin.
Tickle the spider - make him laugh! Make him cry with laughter!

Spiders don't cry, dumbass.

They will!
by HUFFDOGGYDOG February 10, 2017
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Spicer

Rare last name given long ago to the man with the largest penis by the Gods. (around 2050B.C.)This man has passed on the name through generations of kids.

Throughout folk lore and legends, historians have found records of later generations of Spicer's that have helped other people. One such story is where a Spicer decendant saved a whole village from an avalanche by getting an erection and stopping the snow. However, his penis got really cold and quickly shrank. But, everyone escaped before it shrank, letting the snow crush the now uninhabited town. That Spicer was regarded as a hero for saving the townspeople. Despite misconceptions, few people know that a Spicer decendant actually parted the Red Sea, not Moses. The Spicer simply got an erection and all the people walked on his dick and across the Red Sea

Sadly, today no living relatives of this man are known. If anyone were to know this modern day decendant, then they should immediately start worshiping that person.

Dick and trevor go together forever!
Trevor: OMG! There's a Spicer! I am going to worship you and give you free blowjobs!

Chris: Me too! I'll pay you to let me suck your cock!
by ChiknFriedRice December 17, 2008
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