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clappin spank monkey

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A person whos so high they they dont laugh, they clap/ or/ someone who get the clap after fucking someone they dont know.
she got the clap after fuckin that random at that party last night
by EyYo Froshie December 16, 2004
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Jackhammer Spank

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Manual sexual stimulation involving a rapid "jacking off" of the penis, followed immediately (and finished by) a quick spank to the balls.
"I wasn't expecting her to pull a Jackhammer Spank on me last night."
by Imperial Lady October 21, 2008
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Spittin' spank

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To speak in manner in which denotes untrue facts of individuals. To be jivin', talkin' trash, or cuttin' loose.
Rachel was so drunk last night she was spittin' spank hard core, we all thought she had diarrhea of the mouth.
by DaddyGpappy August 23, 2009
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Cake Spank

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Anal sex. Or an ass slap but only for nice smooth round delicious butts. Cake is to butt as spank is to well, erm spank. Also one of the hypest ways to you know, do it!! SEX SEX SEX. Doggy style ya dig?
We cake spanked last night. I couldn't resist she just had the hottest cakes man.

I've never cake spanked before..

OOOH i just wanted to spank those cakes!
by INEEDACAKESPANK March 7, 2010
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train spank

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To get beat so hard it feels like you got hit by a train.

To lose at an event or activity to the point you would rather get hit by a train.

Like getting spanked, except by a train.
I just got train spanked at bowling.
You're gonna get train spanked at call of duty this Friday.

That girl just got train spanked at tennis.
by killa beana April 25, 2014
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sir-spank-a-cat

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noun: a slang word, often used for people who spank their cats, originated in britain, spanking cats was considered a low level of inferiorism to cats asses.
1. Oy, look at sir-spank-a-cat over here, ehehhe!
by Victor the man May 3, 2005
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Actual Tank and Spank

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1. To take a less than attractive girl home with you to engage in sex that the male dominates and to force her to leave early in the morning. 2. The last resort booty call.
That bitch is going to get the actual tank and spank tonight and i'm going to be tanking and spanking all night.
by Oasndeq April 3, 2010
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