Sock Babies

Term used by U.S. Navy Sailors who pull a sock over their penis, begin to masturbate, and ejaculate into the sock.

I heard Petty Officer Evers making sock babies last night.

by navy_squid June 10, 2008

sock smeller

A person that dominates any conversation with an attitude of pretension, arrogance, and passive-aggressiveness. They love to one-up others and often redirect the focus of any discussion back to them. At the end of a long day, they remove their socks and bury their faces into them to inhale.

"I went to a happy hour tonight and I couldn't get a word in! There was some massive sock smelling going on for sure."

"That guy thinks quite highly of himself, he didn't even acknowledge my greeting! I bet he's quite the sock smeller!"

by Turkeydawg May 16, 2016

crustless socks

Any sock with length below the ankle. Such as low cut socks and slip-on socks.

Person A: Hey, I can’t seem to find my crustless socks

Person B: Your what?
Person A: Bruh my slip-on socks

by toiletpaper96 June 12, 2018

Sailor's Sock

Accidentally wearing the sock in which you recently busted a nut.

John, "why are you walking so funny?"
"I'm wearing a Sailor's Sock."

by Lingokiller449 January 20, 2015

ball sock

A sock to cover your balls

Hey man , did you bring your ball sock, it's supposed to be cold today

by Rubber ducky 166 January 2, 2017

Bean Sock

A sock filled with beans... thats it

Person 1: Hey Brian, what are you doing?
Brian: Nothing!
Person 1: Are you eating the bean sock again?
Brian: h948fnh4308sf

by Banana_Bob April 19, 2021

Yellow Socked

When a drunk person pisses all over your feet.

Daniel just yellow socked me NOOOOOO!

by Iamthelaw1987 February 26, 2011