The class of seltzer beverages that are branded as vodka soda in a can. Many are actually just malt liquor classed up in nice packaging. Often, they are priced significantly higher than an more potent bottle of vodka and soda water.
Chad: Yo brosef, en route in Dad's Wagoneer. Just ripped a touch and go at the packy to pick up a twelver of hard seltzers. I'll need a Jackson from you to cover your half.
Thad: The chicks at Sconset Beach are gonna love us. Claws up!
Brad: Bros, I bought bottle of Tito's, six cans of soda water, and bag of limes for $18 that will get 10 of us toasty. Those $40 Fraudka Sodas won't even get you two buzzed.
Thad: The chicks at Sconset Beach are gonna love us. Claws up!
Brad: Bros, I bought bottle of Tito's, six cans of soda water, and bag of limes for $18 that will get 10 of us toasty. Those $40 Fraudka Sodas won't even get you two buzzed.
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An unopened/unused beverage (usually in a can or bottle) that was intended for drinking but gets put back in the refrigerator and swapped for a cold one later.
Before going to bed, Michael grabbed a can of cola and took it with him. When he woke up the next morning he took the sympathy soda downstairs and put it back in the fridge and went to a coffee shop.
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