snow martyr

A person with a compulsion to demonstrate "presenteeism" by travelling to the office via any possible means during heavy snowfalls, when home working is a readily available alternative.

Rosa - Transport system and schools closed down by several feet of snow, but good old Simon made it into the office yesterday I hear.

Emma - Yes he told anyone who would listen about his epic journey to work on cross-country skis.
Rosa: But he only had to do a bit of non-urgent filing.
Emma: Yes I know, he's such a snow martyr.

by corporate hoar December 14, 2010

Snow Kiting

A sport which involves flying up a mountain strapped to a giant fucking parachute and allowing the laws of physics to have sex with your face.

Guy 1: You want to go snow kiting?
Guy 2: Na man i'd rather shave with a grater.

by falconduvent December 8, 2009

Snow Gay

When two bros who are snowed in resort to acts of homosexuality as a means to pass the time.

Dirk didn't normally want to fondle men, but if snowed in for long enough he'd be Snow Gay for any of them.

by Dirk Woodly February 15, 2019

Snow Tire

V. - When a man ejaculates in his hand and then smears said ejaculate in a circular motion around partner’s butthole

Dude! I snow tired your mom last night

by Anita Blowski March 6, 2022

ben snow

cunt

“you’re such a ben snow”

by curtis2537 December 17, 2018

snow day

(noun) any day when school is cancelled unexpectedly, but not necessarily because of snow.
other causes include but are not limited to:
ice (bad roads), low temperature (buses can't start), winds, power outages, no heat, lice epidemic (school closes for cleaning), sickness (so many students are out sick that it's not worth keeping the school open).

I got a snow day!
But it's 60 degrees outside.
Yeah, but the wind knocked the power out at school.

by ellibelle May 21, 2011

mr snow

MR SNOW noun

(miss•ter•snouw )

a man who is an idol and roll model for many, including me. he is so graceful and humbled. i’d love to be like mr snow.

Teacher: what would you like to grow up to me?
Me: i’d like to grow up and be a mr snow

by iheartmrsnow February 8, 2023