dont smoke mate

Use this phrase to detour an oncoming question from someone insignificant e.g homeless person or annoying bellend.

Best time to use when walking! You can sense an oncoming encounter let them approach as soon as there mouth opens say i don’t smoke mate !

This leaves them feeling confused and upset

stranger "hi can you tell me..." (cut off point)

you "dont smoke mate"

Stranger "uhh"

"slap" the sound of you and your friend high fiving each other because you just i don’t smoked your first victim!

by train spottings gay December 7, 2011

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smoke hog

To engage in fellatio.

So, baby, do you smoke hog?

by petabo August 13, 2006

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go smoke some peyote

Go away and never come back.

Sam: Hey, can I borrow $50?
Eric: Uh, I loaned you $200 last week. No. You and Phil Jackson can go smoke some peyote.

by ChuckChaser69 June 2, 2011

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bum a smoke

to get a cigarette from someone for free.

Girl 1: hey can i bum a smoke?
Girl 2: sure. here, have fun getting cancer

by Kennedi Greene March 1, 2009

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Smoke Show

The definition of a girl that is so beyond beautiful that everyone in the room stops what they are doing to look, another woman can walk by her and go unoticed because people are so busy staring at her. She defines what a dream girlfriend is basically.

Dude did you just see that smoke show walk by!

by Maxed Legacy May 28, 2018

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