smart tard

A person who is smart when it comes to some things, but retarded when it comes to others.

She's book smart, but when it comes to street smart, she's retarded. That girl's a smart tard.

by Smarttards friend January 27, 2008

smart smoking

when its really cold someone takes a cigarette and starts to pretend smoking without lighting the cig. in fact the smoke that comes out the mouth is just steam, but it looks cool.

Greg is against smoking, but wanted to seem cool so he just started smart smoking and two chicks came around him.

by AZ4life March 5, 2009

quick smart

When your hands move faster than .your brain...

You can always tell when somone is "quick smart" . Their hands will move faster then u can think of it being done...

by mad mechanic March 5, 2014

tboned by a smart car

1. to be crashed into by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. a sexual reference
3. a common visualisation when employing "the secret"

1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St on Thursday night on my way to dinner with some snitch"
2. "I tboned her like a smart car all night long"
3. "She was using 'The Secret' to visualise a car park but I was using it to visualise tboning her like a smart car. The thought, livin."

by bad luck brunette July 21, 2009

weight smart vitamin

a woman who ingests ungodly amounts of syrup, and then counters this obese addiction with a weight smart vitamin...

Check out weight smart vitamin...she looks like a beached whale yo!!

by El Guapo April 14, 2004

smart-assery

The birthplace of a smartass. Commonly a factory or some type of mill. If you know a smartass, he's probably from a smart assery.

Smartass - "I know stuff about things and I'm gonna let everybody know about it"

Other people "I wonder what smart-assery he came from...."

by JCBDC February 3, 2012

smart idiot

The way of saying a funny sentence and being an idiot while you're throwing some knowledge there.

A: What if the Blackhawks will win by throwing deep overs and then when they go for a touchdown they will go for a run.
B: No don't be a smart idiot, if they get caught while using the run instead of going for a shot for a point they can drop both points.

by milkweed123 August 3, 2016