Personal Water Skis

When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.

Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis

by joeytheleo July 29, 2014

water ski enema

When a fall during water-skiing results in a strong propulsion of water up the rear end.

I suffered a water ski enema and had the runs for three days.

My brother-in-law drives the boa so fast if you fall you are guaranteed a water-ski enema.

by really dontcare October 25, 2015

Skiing gator tails

When a girl has 2 braids and you hold them as handles while in the doggie position

Man, I took her back to my place and was skiing gator tails all night

by S366sxe March 20, 2023

Duo Toned Skies

Funny original character story developed and founded by Instagram users butterchu_, smukkz, and fishingluremoon. Often used to make fun of “dreamnotfound” shippers by referring to smukkz’s character in specific, tye, of whom is green and blue.
Short for “A Ghostly World Of Duo Toned Skies”, and most of the time shortened as “DTS”.

“Omg blue and green!!! Haha I love Tye too 💚💙”
“Wow another Duo Toned Skies fan!!! Cool!!”

by snellie April 20, 2022

chocolate jet ski

The act of fucking someone in the anus while they, or you, takes a shit. Therefore the pressure from your dick thrust will luanch the shit from the person taking it.

Male 1: "Man I have major stank dick."
Male 2: " Why?"
Male 1: "I gave your mom a chocolate jet ski."

by Theguythatguysthegirl September 1, 2016

norwegian ski lift

The act of putting a man's scrotum in your mouth and dragging them up a flight of stairs by their scrotum.

Last night, I saw Jenny giving some dude the Norwegian ski lift. Nasty shit, dude!

by Flaming Moobs May 4, 2014

flying the friendly skies

having a perfectly chill high

"how are you doing man"
"im flying the friendly skies"

by Chorusgod September 5, 2017