tai chi skiing

A form of skiing usually mastered by new skiers within thier first few days. It consists of skiing down easy slopes while wildly waving your arms and claiming to have mastered something spiritual. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also flatboarding.
Wow, your first day and you have already masterd tai chi skiing.
by tai cheese July 16, 2008
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Skiing gator tails

When a girl has 2 braids and you hold them as handles while in the doggie position
Man, I took her back to my place and was skiing gator tails all night
by S366sxe March 20, 2023
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Junior Ski Trip

A "ski trip" for the junior classes where the students each pitch in money to rent out a m/hotel, get some alc and go ballistic from friday till sunday (usually). Transportation is in party buses and surely you can pay off the driver to do crazy shit on that bus.
Like the Nike slogan - Just Do It
Junior Ski Trip:

Print out a false field trip form, put a price tag on it, make ur parents sign it and give u cash, hope they dont call the school asking about it. Have fun, party, don't attract cops.
by TheDJMB January 06, 2010
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Personal Water Skis

When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.
Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis
by joeytheleo July 29, 2014
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canadian ski patrol

Awesome volunteers that wakes up at 5-6 am to go freeze their asses to save ours on a ski hill.
The Canadian Ski Patrol was so nice and saved my life !
by Canadian Ski Patrol April 14, 2014
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Duo Toned Skies

Funny original character story developed and founded by Instagram users butterchu_, smukkz, and fishingluremoon. Often used to make fun of “dreamnotfound” shippers by referring to smukkz’s character in specific, tye, of whom is green and blue.
Short for “A Ghostly World Of Duo Toned Skies”, and most of the time shortened as “DTS”.
“Omg blue and green!!! Haha I love Tye too 💚💙”
“Wow another Duo Toned Skies fan!!! Cool!!”
by snellie April 21, 2022
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chocolate jet ski

The act of fucking someone in the anus while they, or you, takes a shit. Therefore the pressure from your dick thrust will luanch the shit from the person taking it.
Male 1: "Man I have major stank dick."
Male 2: " Why?"
Male 1: "I gave your mom a chocolate jet ski."
by Theguythatguysthegirl February 24, 2016
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