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Boneless Skater 

A skater who doesn’t put in real effort but instead does circus tricks in an attempt to look like he/she has skill
That boneless skater over there had me fooled I thought he was good for a second

Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.
Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.

Dirty Skoter

The act of making a female break up with her boy friend so that you can date her, fuck her, then break up with her.
Jack pulled a Dirty Skoter with Ashley, then forgot about her.
Dirty Skoter by Spedheaded August 3, 2022

ICE Skater

anyone being targeted without warrants, facts, or reason, by trump’s masked thugs, who manages to escape their evil clutches.
In parts of Chicago, citizens are literally blowing their whistles on illegal federal authorities, allowing ICE Skaters avoid illegal searches and seizures.
ICE Skater by Pastor Agnostic October 25, 2025

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 

The proper exclamation to scream as you take a Tech Deck board and hit a gnarly ollie in between somebody's ass cheeks.
Girl: "Will you just fuck me already?"

Guy: "TONY HAWK PRO SKATER"
Tony Hawk Pro Skater by Platypussies December 28, 2019