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Silly Bandz 

The most successful frequency in middle schools all throughout North America.

AKA: Colorful rubber bands, made into shapes that make your wrist itch. People have them for the sake of trading them for something better, like a pencil.

In a nutshell: No one really wants them for "Them"
Just like no one would want money if it couldn't buy them things, no one would want Silly Bandz if you couldn't trade them for random shit.
Dumbass: Can I have some gum??

Dipshit: ...uhhh ಠ_ಠ

Dumbass: Please?? I'll give you a silleh band!!

Dipshit: Silly bandz are retarded
Silly Bandz by EspioEspio November 29, 2010

silly season

A term, widely used in the NASCAR community to describe the rumor(s) on which driver may or may not be leaving his current team for another team and the end of his contract. This normally takes place around the 1/2 way point of the season.
"Hey, Scooter... did you hear that Dale Jarrett might be leaving RYR to drive for Michael Waltrip? And he'll drive a Toyota??"

"Yep... Silly Season is starting early this year."
silly season by Thew May 18, 2006

Silly Willy 

Silly Willy

The process of finger banging a lady and then sticking your wet finger in her ear.
Jack totally gave Jane a Silly Willy last night.
Silly Willy by jones3jd January 4, 2010

Silly goose 

One who is very silly and resembles a goose in nature when acting silly. Also the first form of the silly goose evolution chain.
Guy1: Dude that guy that just ate 15 hot dogs is a silly goose.
Guy2: no u
Silly goose by silly soose November 16, 2018

Silly goose 

That's not how you do it you Silly Goose.
Silly goose
Silly goose by Failureisunknown January 20, 2017

silly putty

A euphemism for merconium. Immediately after a baby is born, the first few shits he makes is full of merconium which is nearly like messy, nasty, sticky, gooey tar. Thus, "silly putty".
When Frank opened the diaper, silly putty leaked out on his shirt. Yuck!
silly putty by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005