I was wondering why my date was doing the uncomfortable shuffle in the middle of the bar until she threw her bra at my face.
by OpusX June 11, 2023
by Jimmy403 June 06, 2019
Hearing two extremely different generas of music back to back, most commonly in a randomized playlist
"Dude, I had this playlist going, and it played Barry Manilow and then Motorhead."
"Sounds like you've got Shuffle Whiplash."
"Sounds like you've got Shuffle Whiplash."
by Accidental Cosmonaut March 17, 2018
While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.
Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.
by Chriscape April 16, 2020
the sis shuffle is what you do during the add/drop period. when a class is coming up, you drop it on the sis (student information services) website and add another class that met yesterday, prolonging the beginning-of-semester itis.
by fat mels May 09, 2010
The Hallway Shuffle occurs when you are walking down the hallway at school directly towards someone, and when you go to step around them, they step the same way, resulting in a shuffle until you can finally get around each other.
by mmmmmtaters March 14, 2010
After a full week of hard labour, you give your co-worker a firm punch in the sensitive parts area. Hence setting off a connectworks shuffle.
Hank: Haha did you watch Mark getting hit by a well-performed connectworks shuffle last friday?
Kyle: That hurt just by watching it.
Kyle: That hurt just by watching it.
by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021