shmuel

an ass. simple. manipulates every living being to get what he wants. lacks all respect. and only cares for himself. it may seem as if he cares for others like girls or a best friend but really because it benefits himself. His revolting being.

Sam enjoying his day with with his girlfriend
ring ring
shmuel: Yo pick me up in ten minutes.

Sam : im with my g
shmuel: well dump her and pick me up i want beef jerky
Sam: Ill be back in an hour
a whole eternity later after shmuel manipulated Sam to bullshit for him...
the G left sam

thanks Shmuel for pulling a shmuel and fing everyones lives for your own satisfaction.

by LocaIsAnUnderstatement May 24, 2018

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Shred betty

A hot ass bitch that loves getting down on the D. Not a trogslewt.

Slater - "Yo, that chick over there has been giving me the eye all night.."

Stirling - "Awwww shit! Dude she's a total shred betty, you are about to get your d ravaged tonight!"

Slater - "AAWWWWW HELLL YEAHHHH!"

Together - "SHRED BETTIES RULE!"

Followed by a huge high five

by I <3 Shred Betties December 8, 2010

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shred

To own others in the sport of lacrosse.

To play guitar very quickly

To surf or skateboard insanely.

That dude is shredding on the field.

by E-Dawgy June 9, 2008

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shnuenm

To go in a very fast motion.

Our car can shnuenm down the freeway.

by Aleisha January 8, 2006

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Shredding Lead

Lead, Shredding, Lead Shredding, Shred, Shredder

1) A slang term for firing a weapon, usually a fully automatic.

2) Someone who is immune to bullets, like many main characters in movies, TV shows, ect.

1) "Hey Matt, you in for shredding lead in Gears of War after school?"

2) "Damn... what the hell is up with anime these days? All the central characters just shed the lead and talk shit all episode.

by Led Shredder August 30, 2007

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