Shrimp Job

When a girl (or guy) gives a blowjob to a person with a smaller than average dick. Or in other terms, a”micro penis”.

That dude’s dick is so small, girls give him shrimp jobs instead of blow jobs!

by barcc September 24, 2023

shrimp catcher

clothing so large it could double as a shrimp catching net.

Jess- Holy Shit! Look at the size of the Purple Shrimp Catcher!
Sam- Thats massive!

by J.Kelly February 2, 2008

Shrimp Taco

The female vagina. This is due to the general appearance of the female vagina looking similar to a open shrimp.

I usually don't go down on women but her shrimp taco looked so good.

by TooLateToSaveMe May 8, 2017

fresh shrimp

A flaccid penis still in a used condom. The condom is removed in the way that one peels a shrimp.

Rory nibbled on a fresh shrimp after having sex with a hot guy.

by ghostydude November 3, 2010

shrimp mode

When a persons penis is so small it resembles a shrimp. Usually occurring in cold weather.

This water is freezing! Look, I’m in shrimp mode!

by Mtspndtcm September 27, 2017

shrimp buffet

(v.) The act of receiving hand manipulation from your woman while also performing a shrimp job; shrimping.

After we came home drunk my girlfriend asked if I wanted to go to the shrimp buffet. I could not say no.

by Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy June 19, 2018

Dreaded Breaded Shrimp

When fucking on the beach the penetrating partner pulls out and dips his penis into the sand and then reinserts into the receiving partner. Exfoliate!

Man, I was fucking Faith on the beach the other night when I gave her the dreaded breaded shrimp. She loved it!

by Nasty N8 B January 11, 2009