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Blind Man's Shave

When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.
Yo, you missed so many spots, it looks like a Blind Man's Shave"
by Mexican Handshake August 1, 2010
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Stopped shaving

A euphemism for a man who has “passed away.”
Used to signify that a man is no longer alive. Example: “Did you hear, Joe stopped shaving.”
by Waterbuffalo94 July 8, 2022
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shave the lawn

When you go to mow the lawn but you go out with a razor and start shaving the lawn.
Can you go shave the lawn?
by Riiinnnnggg tiiinnnnngggg September 5, 2019
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Shave Her Saint Bernard

An extremely hairy vagina area that needs to be tamed.
Kim had to shave her saint bernard before putting on her bikini bottoms for the beach later today.
by JohnTesimo April 27, 2016
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Magic Shave

An American brand of chemical depilatory shaving-related products and other personal care products
Magic Shave Partners with Marvel's Luke Cage
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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Vaginal Shaving Bias

A social stigma among horny men promoting the preference of trimmed lips over bushy beavers. Also known as VSB.
Due to the wide-spread Vaginal Shaving Bias among her clients, Sharon had no choice but to de-fluff her muff or de-fluff her career.
by Females Against Pornography August 10, 2019
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Shave

A wonderful surname given by a MIGHT GOD to the hand chosen people. Males will have the most sexy beard and will meat the most beautiful girl. Ladys though will have the smoothest skin and will find a handsome boy.
by DanTheManDeluxe May 27, 2019
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