Mclaren Shag

When jeff takes owen to the races to have sexual intercourse with the car. This can be done in a variety of ways, including but not limited to penal insertion in the car exhaust, shooting loads on the steering wheel, and giving the handbreak oral.

Owen: Jeez leah that shower was nice. Now Im gonna ask dad if he can take me to the racecourse for a Mclaren Shag

by Mk10drilla October 28, 2019

Shrimpy shag

When you give a nice guy a chance and he lets you down, biblically speaking. Waste of time, unsatisfying sex.

“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”

Stacy: How was your date last night?!
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.

by Loscantaritosburritos March 18, 2024

shag

a horny teen that wants to play minecraft

guy 1-yo, you want to shag

guy 2-yeah i've been meaning to go on minecraft

by whymydadleave? February 04, 2019

Shag

Another word for sex. Usually used by British people.

I'm going to shag my girlfriend

by 1212121217 December 29, 2020

Shag

British slang for sleep

Em: om gonna go take a quick shag
Eli:so am I I'm shattered

by Kakapiss November 14, 2021

shag

What lewis does to georges sexy mum

Maria: Lewis do u want to shag
Lewis: yes bend over and let me smash your asshole in, then i will penetrate your punani and give u a russian flashbang

Maria squirts litres and lewis cums in her eyes and claps her ears repeatedly

by HDcutz August 13, 2023

Shag

- someone who made the plans but they don’t follow through with it themselves.

or
-someone who agreed with plans but doesn’t follow through.

“Wow gang, you gon shag me like that?”
“You shagged me getting game last night”
“I thought we was supposed to (get fried/go out), you shagged gang”
“Merch you real sog”

by nonameplate September 14, 2022