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broom service

A type of bedside assistance provide by Olympic Curlers with strong abs and groins. May involve ice, rye and spooning.
In one of those bitchy moods where I'm considering calling broom service.
by CapnWordsmith January 20, 2016
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Self Service Kiosk

Noun

A fictitious idea where customers are supposed to take matters into their own hands and pay their bills but still require assistance of a representative, despite its design and sole purpose of being ease of use.
I don’t know how to use this thing (self service kiosk)
by thegingerbeardman December 3, 2019
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call service

Amanda, doesn't your mom work at a call service?
by Rodmud May 7, 2018
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Celery service

When a man brings you celery in bed while wearing only suspenders and clown shoes.

For ranch; see. Dirty celery service
Do you have celery service?
Yes! I love bringing celery service!
by RealOBRav August 22, 2016
mugGet the Celery servicemug.

2019 Community Service

Re-sharing a post on your instagram story for “charity”. 1 story re-share equals $1 donated to said charity. Frequent users of this term almost exclusively include white girls that feel as if posting this is truly making a difference. The word has an almost chain like reaction, and if one white girl posts it, you best believe all of her friends will too.
Brittany: OMG Tanja, did you see what Sarah re-shared on her story about pollution?????

Tanja: Well, we better re-share it too. I don’t want people to think I don’t care about the environment

Brittany: Well this is going on my college application for sure, talk about 2019 community service!
by th3w1zard June 13, 2019
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Service Dogging

When you have intercourse with a girl so hardcore in doggystyle she then needs to acquire a service dog.
Dude I had my best performance last night, I was straight service dogging. She needs her a loyal doggy companion.
by Masb27 April 16, 2024
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cusstomer service

Can refer to at least two profanity-in-the-course-of-performing-patron-PR topics:
1. One or more salty-language-uttering shoppers-assistants, or
2. Employee-behavior that's so horrendous that you'd wanna include some "unnecessary adjectives" in the course of indignantly responding to it and/or resentfully describing it to others afterwards.
On should be hesitant to take impressionable little ones into less-than-dignified business establishments where there might be an issue with cusstomer service; think, the infamous "corrupting of young minds" tale of the little girl and the "diamonds-in-the-rough" construction workers.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
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