Seashoriface

1. The act of walking alone down a deserted coastline with the intentions of finding a sea creature washed ashore, locating the first oriface you can find on that creature and then fucking said oriface. This is often times a result of being shipwrecked or stranded and constantly seeking out new methods of masturbation.

2. When a womans oriface has the distinct smell of the seashore.

3. A portmanteau of the words "Seashore" + "Oriface"

"Whales are too big, starfish are too small, but the blowhole on a dolphin is the perfect size if you're out for a seashoriface."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Selthie

The act of taking a selfie while shitting and puking simultaneously

Person 1: How are you feeling?
Person 2: Terrible. I just took a selthie. It took forever to clean up.

by BusA November 27, 2014

sesh

getting high af

I'm really high, lets go sesh again

by getting high af June 4, 2015

sesh

getting high af

I'm really high, lets go sesh again

by getting high af June 4, 2015

sesh

An abbreviation of the word session that refers to a goal-oriented hang out with friends over the course of several hours.

I'm at Think Coffee. Want to join me for a cafe sesh?

I need some creative inspiration. Museum sesh on Saturday?

The salad you brought to dinner sesh was amazing.

by kayteesal April 15, 2016

sesh minion

Sesh minions are usually found desperately trying to start a sesh but are sadly incapable of starting anything worth staying for. They follow around experienced seshers in hope of bargaining for some weed or alcohol, or maybe they just really want to feel included. Most of the time, they are in their early teens, trying to become "cool" or boost their ego. Sometimes, they even try and have seshes which don't involve any drugs or alcohol, they just hang around in one public place for a long time. No one is sure why they're even trying, not even the sesh minions themselves.

Goddammit, Joe. I just wish that sesh minion would get the fuck off my back and stop asking me for weed. He looks twelve and I'm already doing enough illegal shit as it is. C'mon, kid, go hang out in front of a Tesco's or something.

by Communizm April 5, 2017

Seshed out

When you had a long sesh the night before

Tom was seshed out because of the sesh last night

by Seshed out June 11, 2017