A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.
by Sam Packwood June 12, 2007
Get the secret squirrelmug. by terdfuck January 31, 2009
Get the secret hairsmug. Reverse on a five-speed manual transmission. Drivers mistakenly shift up from fifth into a "secret" sixth gear, which is actually reverse.
I can't give you a ride to practice today. Jack tried to put it in secret sixth when he borrowed my car on Saturday, and now it has no transmission.
by Blackwolf Morrow October 21, 2008
Get the secret sixthmug. the crusty goop that lies within the anus cheeks of a dirty mexican. its secretive because nobody talks about the crust.
girl, i was in the middle of fucking him and i realized he had some secretive crust all up in his ass.
by uncapher25 March 24, 2012
Get the secretive crustmug. Any sort of code, lingo, abbreviations, languages, sign language, riddles, looks, etc that isn’t known by one or more in the conversation (usually ashley)
by seven sins 88 June 11, 2018
Get the Secret squirrelmug. A box, drawer, safe, satchel, etc. where somebody's sex items (such as toys, condoms, dirty tissues/toilet paper, and/or lubricants are kept)
The young boy's curious venture turned to one of horror and shock when he discovered his parents' secret drawer in their closet. It took all the effort in the world to keep from throwing up at the sight of the various vibrators, dildos, and lube bottles.
by Mr. DeMille November 13, 2011
Get the secret drawermug. This is known as when a person stops walking, lies on their back, and licks the anus of a junk yard dog.
Frank: “You see that mo fo lying on his back in the junk yard?”
Hank: “Yeah buddy! That guy definitely secret votes.”
Hank: “Yeah buddy! That guy definitely secret votes.”
by magnateman January 14, 2019
Get the Secret votesmug.