A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.
by Sam Packwood June 12, 2007
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Get the secret hairs mug.Reverse on a five-speed manual transmission. Drivers mistakenly shift up from fifth into a "secret" sixth gear, which is actually reverse.
I can't give you a ride to practice today. Jack tried to put it in secret sixth when he borrowed my car on Saturday, and now it has no transmission.
by Blackwolf Morrow October 21, 2008
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girl, i was in the middle of fucking him and i realized he had some secretive crust all up in his ass.
by uncapher25 March 24, 2012
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Get the Secret squirrel mug.When a weird person doesn't mind the fact that he/she picks their nose in front of everyone, but they only expect a small dry booger to come out. This is untrue, when in fact there is a long slimy booger attached to that dry one that just seems to never end and keeps on coming out until the person does a quick flinging motion that hits anyone within a 10 foot radius.
"We were sitting by the water cooler and Tod had a secret boog...landed right in my water. Never again.."
by sonicfast June 2, 2007
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