second hand phone

Like second hand smoke, many of us may have been affected by this dangerous contaminant, for instance at the gym as you are attempting to go about your workout and all you seem to hear is the total annoyance of the cell phone conversation from the person next to you.
It's even worse when the person is on speaker phone.
Second hand phone at it's worst is when you can't even hear yourself think, the conversation engulfs your entire existence.

I was experiencing some serious second hand phone when all I could hear is every detail of my roommates cellphone conversation in the kitchen.

by Shantal Arechederra December 28, 2007

second brain

the penis

My second brain brought me to this video

by tory borty April 25, 2013

Secondary Dick

When a guy kisses a girl right after she has just gone down on him/or another guy.
It is similar to second hand smoke.

"I just kissed Courtney."
"Dude, she just blew me. You just got secondary dick."

by lbuilding February 17, 2014

Second hand dick

kissing someone who just sucked a dick.

Jean was giving Jimmy head, after Jean wanted to kiss Jimmy

Jimmy: no way I'm getting second hand dick!

by Fuckingbitchesallthetime November 30, 2015

secondhand cum

When your partners orgasm is so fulfilling that it feels like you came as well

I had Hannah cumming so hard that I got secondhand cum!

by thirstypeach April 23, 2019

fanno second

shortest possible time for some thing to beak down after it has been repaired

That conveyor broke down only 1 fanno second after it was fixed

by Mr Fixit March 30, 2009

the second cumming

When a guy finishes once but decides to go back in for more, ultimitely ending in another orgasm.

Mike: "So did you get some last night after the party?"
Steve: "Yeah bro! This chick was crazy!"
Mike: "Did she let you get the second cumming??"
Steve: "Yeah! After I finished the first time she still wanted more!"

by RandomBlackGuy40 November 3, 2011