Harpoon Season

Any period of time in which a man will try to hook up with any woman who greatly supersedes him in both weight and size.

It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.

Person 1: Bro, do you see that chick over there? Ima get her number.

Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.

Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!

by k_jord March 2, 2022

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SEASONAL WITHDRAW

The Time when a T.V series transitions from one season to another and the Show doesn't have new episodes till the fall.

Man I got Seasonal Withdraw till September rolls around with new episodes of Heroes.

by Tytydablackguy May 4, 2009

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influentia season

1. The months leading up to November in an election year.
2. The time starting one week before Thanksgiving and lasting til Christmas.

Influentia season has given me a headache with all the advertisements.

by Spoonjabba December 1, 2010

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Opp season

A time of year where sliding on your opps ( opponents ) at any time/moment is permissible.

“Are u fr about to rob him ? hes w his daughter bro”

“ion care he can catch this fade”
“damn is it opp season??”

by swoozo October 7, 2022

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ex season

The season of missing your ex and wanting to rekindle what you once had. Often during the time of June-December.

Do you think I should just text him? I mean, it isss ex season so why not

by Rileyjean September 3, 2019

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Properly Seasoned

When you're not quite salty, but you're properly seasoned.

Bro, I just about to get the perfect spot in the parking lot when a guy jumped in and took it, I was salty for a second, but then I got the second best spot, so i'm just properly seasoned.

by MPRINZO January 29, 2019

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