Scetch

something wierd or unsafe according to only one person and no one else.

That tree is so Scetch

by CamperSlanger November 10, 2011

Saatchi

Verb: To forcibly choke or strangle a spouse or loved one in public.

Dude, she was talking so much smack I just had to Saatchi her.

That bitch cooked a Sunday roast on a Friday so he Saatchied her.

by Zbag June 22, 2013

chicken scratch

illegible handwriting, messy handwriting

You expect me to read this chicken scratch?

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008

scratch my balls

To express surprise and delight at an unexpected happening. (An alternate usage is a long-winded of telling somebody to fuck off.)

Doug: Man I got a blow job from that really hot chick.
Fred: Wow! Scratch my balls!

Alternate usage
Doug: Hey Fred, buy the next round of beers mate.
Fred: Scratch my balls!

by Baba Sarah July 9, 2007

Scratch

The term "scratch" is often heard around a game of pocket billiards (or pool) to represent a foul in which:

1. The cue ball is pocketed
2. The cue ball is popped off-table
3. The cue ball (or object ball) fails to touch a rail after contacting another ball

It was almost the perfect break -- he sank the 8 on the snap, but still lost due to the pocket scratch.

by Giskard July 2, 2004

Satch

(n) An extremely hairy section on a person's lower back.

OMG, Did you see that guy's satch!

Kim - hey girl, stay away from that guy. I heard he has a satch.

Pat - Dude, my satch feels like a gutter full of sweat its so damn hot out.

by The Original Satch July 30, 2010

chicken scratch

Searching on hands and knees for crack or cocaine

Dude, look at Becky over there chicken scratching.

by Cailin December 28, 2005