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digging a ditch with my spoon

i’m digging a ditch with my spoon
by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021
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Salting the soup, while sipping the spoon

To not understand something correctly or what is important about it especially when it is obvious to those around you.

No matter how much salt you put in the pot it will not change the spoon.
"You can't use that as an argument, you are salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".

"I was trying to make soup, but then I started salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".
by Goding4 July 6, 2018
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Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon.

A phrase to describe a situation that shouldn't have been able to happen to begin with but through the pettiness of the universe, did happen.
*At work I reached up to grab a sandwich box, the spring attached to the box holding mechanism broke causing all the boxes to fall onto the ground and knocking over food in the process.*

Me: Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon.
by Androk January 7, 2019
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Spoon

v. to lay in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to or poking one's booty.
n. the act of laying in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to poking one's booty.
by Cristal December 10, 2003
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Mad as a spoon

Someone who is psychologically unbalanced and believes in facts which are illogical or ridiculous and are not believed by the mass majority of human beings, e.g. that they are a chicken, that during the night their body hair leaves it's respective follicle’s and goes out boozing or that gnomes steal their underwear.
A man who thought he was being hunted by an invisable chicken was as mad as a spoon.
by Ludovico_Drakko August 10, 2008
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shit spoon

One who maliciously meddles or intrudes into other people's affairs or business.
That shit spoon Dovie sure likes to stir the shit.
by Robster Dean June 26, 2008
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Spoon Rape

When you are being spooned unwillingly. Usually occures whilst sleeping in a bed with a friend and they spoon you unitentionally in their sleep however you wake up and is unable to get out of the spoon position.
"HEY! i'm not your boyfriend!" "What? Why?" "You totally spoon raped me last night!"
by Spoon Rape Victim June 3, 2009
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