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Sam

Sam is the name of one who constantly faps to My Little Pony, and lies about him liking hentai. He also makes plenty of VERY dirty jokes when he feel awkward. In other words, Sam is a very dirty person, who tries to fit in to the group, even though he lies about being dirty all the time.
Gabe: Damn. That test was hard af!
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....

Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.
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Sam

A super big thot. Ignores friends to talk to gingers. Extremely petty. Pretends to be hurt to get out stuff. Is addicted to caffeine and has coffee breath. And father has the dean of students at the high school.
Me: Why aren't swimming today
Sam: I have loose tendons
by sandwichmaker2004 December 6, 2018
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Sam

Sam is probably one of the most psychological fucked person you'll ever meet. He probably seems quiet and sometimes quite loud with friends, he seems normal but he could snap at anyone moment. He has a lot of things boiling in his mind but doesn't let them out and when he does you better make sure your not in a room with him
Wow you see that guy over there
Yeah he's such a sam
by Big boy tomato February 2, 2020
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Sam

a person who has developed unique skills in generation excuses whenever invited to social events. Probably gets dominated by his girl.
"Is Juul coming to the beach on Thursday?"
"Na, he sammed it"
by Stijner June 20, 2019
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Sam

A very gay person who likes cock in there mouth 24/7 and will swallow cum from a big black guy
Niba1: what’s up sam
Niba2: I like men
by Juanito el pito January 19, 2019
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The Sam

Cunt who doesnt pay you back, even when he hurts you
OMG hes being the sam right now, he drop kicked me into table and still wont pay me back for Arma 3!
by Penis man 302 June 10, 2019
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Sam

a tall skinny ass bitch who is very hairy
by computerroom101 November 24, 2021
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