The sword fish of doom was created during the homoerectus period and still survives today. Preying on the small moon children of the pacific it strikes fear into the heart of all in its presence.
"Dear God the sword fish of doom is brutally penetrating that small boy from the sweatshops of the opressed city of Urkaduramuhumajihad."
by Alistair montgomery September 01, 2005
My particular model of the STFU Shield. Incorporates the power of the Sword Strike Gundam with an STFU Shield.
The STFU Sword Strike is better than an STFU shield because (unlike the shield) it can defend and attack.
by RHS Student September 24, 2004
1. When someone intends to say "the pen is mightier than the sword" but forgets to put a space between pen and sword creating hilarious results.
2. Referring to the male genitals as being mightier than any sword, usually implying the speaker is a sex addict or has a large dick, etc.
2. Referring to the male genitals as being mightier than any sword, usually implying the speaker is a sex addict or has a large dick, etc.
Kate230: Well, you know as they all say, the penis mightier than the sword
John11s2: LOL typo
Kate230:OMG ROTF
Well the penis mightier than the sword! You wanna find out why?
John11s2: LOL typo
Kate230:OMG ROTF
Well the penis mightier than the sword! You wanna find out why?
by Pappaya Peppers April 27, 2010
by satanicasshole March 16, 2016
One of the worst pieces of shit in media ever with the worst story imaginable. IT contains a corny and toxic romance between link and Zelda, a mean crybaby Zelda, a clingy selfish Link, a final boss that is a villain for no reason, and a forced ending that didn't make sense.
Person 1: I hate Skyward Sword because of the motion controls and linearity but loved the story and characters. Zelink was such a cute couple and Zelda was so funny and sweet.
Me: Are you kidding me? The story and characters was what made the game so bad in the first place and zelink is toxic, Zelda is a bitch, she ain't funny at all nor is she as sweet as you think it is. She loves to push her boyfriend, yells at him, wakes him up for no reason, and Link is still clinging to her like a son would with his goddamn mother.
Me: Are you kidding me? The story and characters was what made the game so bad in the first place and zelink is toxic, Zelda is a bitch, she ain't funny at all nor is she as sweet as you think it is. She loves to push her boyfriend, yells at him, wakes him up for no reason, and Link is still clinging to her like a son would with his goddamn mother.
by PurpleandRed October 31, 2019
by 1337zor April 13, 2008
by ThE PaRaIbA October 13, 2003