Shart

Noun: The solid waste expressed from the anus during an attempted gas excretion fart.

Verb: The act of shitting yourself when attempting to fart.

The origin of the word is officially credited to T. Wember (circa 1987) after observing his roommate's girlfriend attempt to sneak one by.

Holy crap! The bitch just Sharted!

by tjpw February 6, 2008

Mega Shart

A shart that is so powerful in nature that it contains the properties of a shotgun blast. When a mega shart occurs, the 'victim' will usually feel horrible for about 3 hours leading up to the blast. When the time comes, the person will usually get on their knees as a result of the pain; the mega shart usually occurs about this time, blasting out of ones asshole, usually tearing muscles and distending the anus, the blast blowing out of the pants in a shotgun like manner.

Jim was gripped by pain, and, being the experienced man he was, he knew it was a mega shart. Falling to his knees, he let loose, feeling the extreme pain and massive amount of crap rip through his ass, and burst out his pants.

by TRAPSTAR550 March 26, 2010

Pussy shart

When a woman mistakenly trusts a queef & instead encounters a sudden splurge of hot, stinky, week-old curdled semen that paints & destroys her panties, resulting in the dire need of heavy douching and deep cleansing of the demolished panties.

Ellen's neighbor witnessed Ellen pressure washing her panties on the clothes line again, figuring she must have encountered yet another pussy shart.

by Chickenpotpie121 December 30, 2013

Startlandia

The place where the startish live.
The opposite of Finland.

Hey uh brittany. Are you from Startlandia?

by Britt&Josh; July 5, 2007

startisans

A start-up business entrepreneur whose products are only of the finest artisan craftsmanship

This is great artisan produce-made by those startisans from Shepherds Markets!

by lion83 July 29, 2014

starting with a shoe

Something that started as a small issue but snowballed into something big.
Origin: Goncharov. Iykyk.

Person A: We broke up again.
Person B: Let me guess, over the burnt brownies from last week?
Person A: Talk about starting with a shoe...

by inrmn November 24, 2022

conversation starting question

a question used to continue a conversation, normally found at the begining or at a weak point in a conversation. Usually are worded so more information can be used to answer then is strictly required. Can also be used to refer to statments that imply more information is required.

You completly trashed my conversation starting question with your one-word answer.

by penpinsbutterfly December 28, 2007