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Jo Sage

A PYSCHO, blonde, extremely vicious person.

STAY AWAY.

Yet, everyone thinks that she is an adorable, cute teddybear.

DEN.
Person: "Hey, Jo Sage, you're pretty short."

Jo Sage: *kills*
by Sappy-Cat April 6, 2009
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Sage Creek High School

Literally a smaller, newer, gum-free (supposedly) version of Carlsbad High School. Contrary to popular belief, we're not full of nerds. We have the same general demographics as CHS, except we're using a trimester system and we have less druggies. Basically a wannabe college-style campus that is prowled by freshmen who have chronic dabbing disorder.

The place where if you're not LGBTQIA+, YOU are the minority.

Also, a giant boiling pot of memes.
Person 1: What school do you go to, person 2?
Person 2: Sage Creek High School.
Person 1: Oh, is it that one new high school in Carlsbad? That's so cool! I heard they have a trimester system instead of a conventional semester system. Isn't it much faster and more work-intensive?
Person 2: It is, but it allows you to take more courses!
Person 3: Fuckin Bobcats lol LONG LIVE LANCERS xDDDDDDDD
Person 1: Oh, look, someone from CHS!
Person 2: 1v1 me m8

OR

Person 1: Hey, are you gay?
Person 2: no?
Person 1: Lesbian? Bisexual? Transgender? Queer? Intersex? Asexual/Androgynous? Genderfluid? Demiboy? Demigirl?(edited)
Person 2: I'm a heterosexual white boy(edited)
Person 1: fuckin fag that's a microagression against me and my ppl get out of my school you weeaboo
by FreshPrinceOBelAir February 3, 2017
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Sage

Sage is scrumptious
by Sage’s Slave January 24, 2019
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Sager

Someone who is both an asshole and a badass.
Sager kicked my ass and stole my woman, while teaching me math.
by Jon Baum January 11, 2005
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BOB SAGET!

A term that you can whip out of your pocket at any time of distress, or in any situation that causes a level of anxiety. Comes in quite handy in place of "GOD DAMNIT!" when small children are present. Made famous by Tourette's Guy.
*you miss a really great pool combo* "Oh, BOB SAGET!"

*you run over something large with the lawn mower* "BOB SAGET!!!"

(2 AM)*you stub your toe while getting up to go the potty* "OH BOB SAGET!!!"
by x_vacant@hotmail.com March 29, 2008
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sage

Within the context of text and image forums, "sage" or "saging" is the act of adding commentary that will not renew a thread's position within the forum.

This is done for one of two reasons:
-As a generosity to other posters - a long living but moot thread is not of aid to anyone, and this acts as a discrete manner to add complementary information.
-Exclusively as a harsh statement of reprisal - feeling that the content is inappropriate or that the manner of the poster is unsuitable.

Within the context of herbs, sage is a spice that most agree goes well with fish, chicken, and other white meats.

Within the context of titles, a sage is a person of great wisdom and mental clarity. It is also a latin name, female in gender, meaning wisdom.
internet posting:
I am saging this thread on principle.
"sage" (yes, it is a statment that can stand alone.)
"SAGE"
"You fail! SAGE!"

Herb:
I feel that sage would be a good flavor to add to fish.

Title:
If you seek answers, go to the village sage.
"That person is very wise." "Truly a sage."
by vergo December 14, 2008
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staged rip

A bong rip that uses more than one breath in order to achieve the highest levels of THC possible.

In essence, the smoker takes his/her first rip and instead of clearing the rip, he/she exhales through the nose, takes a small breath in through the nose, and continues milking their rip to be cleared later.
Tameem always takes a staged rip when he's trying to get moked. Bingers over everything.
by team moke out November 17, 2009
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